THIS IS ALL WELL AND GOOD
however, I have time to kill before work and am feeling verbose/creative, so, with apologies to Steven Hawking:
Age 0 - Born: Ithaca, NY. Evidentally, not much else happened.
Age 1 - Moved: Lansing, MI. Evidentally, not much else happened.
Age 2 - Moved: Madison, WI. Met my sister, because she hadn't been born yet in the years prior. Also met
Ages 3 and 4 - "The Pre-school Years." I probably ate some glue, and enjoyed napping. This is just an assumption.
Ages 5 through 10 - "The Elemtary School Years." Moved from glue to cookies, became enamored with baseball (an affliction that has grown since). Was, at some pint in here, allowed to cross the street I was previously not allowed to cross.
Ages 11 through 13 - "The Middle School Years." Still loved baseball, also decided that girls were pretty keen. Didn't really do much about the latter. Potential baseball career abruptly ended in 7th grade due to bout of appendicitis (complete with rupture, gangrene, morphine, Super Mario 3, etc.)
Age 14 - Freshman year.
Age 15 - Sophomore year.
Age 16 - Junior Year. Parents divorce. In retrospect, a very good decision. Nice of them to wait until my sister and I are both mature enough to understand what's going on and not blame ourselves. At the time, of course, we conveniently blame them instead, but it passes.
Age 17 - Senior Year. Mom gets an apartment right near high school. This is a Bad Idea (tm). This allows me to get up and go to 1st hour (Accounting with
Age 18 - Whitewater year 1. Passed 1 class. Met and befriended, among others:
Age 19 - Whitewater year 2. Passed 0 classes. Summarily dismissed from said institution. Figured out that, all things considered, alcohol was great. Upon dismissal, sort of fell into a depression and was completely distant from all friends for about 4 or 5 months.
Ages 19 through 22 - "The DisneyWorld Years". Got myself a helluva job in Madison, working for First Weber Realty. Made enough money to go to Whitewater just about every weekend and get completely plowed. Met
Age 22 - I come back to Whitewater and live in an apartment with
Age 23 - Back to the dorms! I live with
Age 24 - Live with
Age 25 - Off campus again, living with
Age 26 - Current. Using LJ and my job as crutches for stability. Not paying enough attention to school, but not really caring. Highlights include kicking
Today: Received doomshirt.