Me: Office of Residence Life, this is Ian
Concerned Parent: You, uhh.. you got them.. uhh.. computers?
Very Odd Parent: *cough*
Me: What was that again, sir?
Very Odd, Possibly Drunk, Parent: You know, uhh.. *cough* .. where you got them computers, yes?
Me: I'll transfer you to ResNet.
Brain Dead Parent: Thank, uhhh.. *cough* Them got the computers there?
Potentially Incarcerated Parent: *hangs up the phone*
i am very concerned about this person's well-being. and, given that said person can (at the very least) operate a telephone, i might even be concerned about my well-being, or at least ResNet's.