I just came across a funny name that I want to share with everyone: Richard Hands.
I realize that I have a similarly bad LJ name, but my real name is NOT Ass Fingers.
His real name is Dick Hands.
1. I wonder what, if anything, his parents were thinking.
2. I can't decide which name (my LJ name or his real name) is worse.
3. I also don't know what the worst childhood taunt he faced was, but I am pretty certain that "Little Dicky Hands" was pretty high up on the list.