1. Watch World Cup
2. Watch US Open
3. Listen to Brewers
Things that I am not trying to accomplish:
1. Giving a shit about a tornado that may or may not hit Watertown
Things that every TV & radio station seem to think is the most important thing in US history, and therefore is broadcasting instead of the World Cup, US Open, or Brewer game:
1. A tornado that may or may not hit Watertown