I don't know if this is a nationwide epidemic, or simply something in Wisconsin.
In any event:
The phenomenon typically occurs in "cities" with names like Bent Armpit or Burning Stump or Waukesha or Eastern Bumblefuck or La Some Damn Falls Spring. I am, of course, referring to street addresses with numbers like N28954630347593W98473032048400 Stinking Pit Rd.
WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE DIGITS?
THERE ARE NOT 800,000 HOMES ON STINKING PIT RD. THERE ARE NOT 80 HOMES ON STINKING PIT RD.
please explain before my head explodes.