MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade

in customer news: last week, a fellow went down to the cash office and wrote a check for $5 million to spread across all of the "campus card" accounts at the UW. said individual claimed that he founded the bank of america. he came up here, later, to buy a membership (err, no) and has been generally acting weird.

when approached by a police offer, he kindly fired her, as he had bought the university earlier that morning and was, therefore, her superior.

we get a LOT of wackballs in these parts, but this is the hands-down winner during my brief tenure.
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