MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade

Our incredible airplane sound machine has been restored to dryer status. At the same time, our washer has been converted into a water-floor dispersement system. It should be fixed today.

It's really windy.

I don't care for Isabella, even when Isabella is actually control_group.

Football (all kinds) can go blow itself.

I need to purchase some RAM.

My back is fine even after bowling.

The Toppers guy, when I ordered bacon on my pizza, asked if I wanted slices or pieces. This is an acceptable bacon-pizza question. It also proves that I am not an asshole.

I just drew a huge line on my pants.
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