It's really windy.
I don't care for Isabella, even when Isabella is actually control_group.
Football (all kinds) can go blow itself.
I need to purchase some RAM.
My back is fine even after bowling.
The Toppers guy, when I ordered bacon on my pizza, asked if I wanted slices or pieces. This is an acceptable bacon-pizza question. It also proves that I am not an asshole.
I just drew a huge line on my pants.