October 24th, 2008

fable

(no subject)

OK!

I married the guy from the bookstore and we had a baby named "Shitty". Shitty hates it went you belch at him. Then I banged the Jeweler and a traveler or two. Then, out of condoms, I decided to also marry a lesbian. While the bookstore dude and the baby live in a crummy caravan, me and my lesbian live in a nice house I bought. HOORAY.

Then I did some blacksmithing and killed a shit ton of bandits.

THE END.