May 8th, 2006

splifford bus

The 3 Rules of Riding the Bus

1. Anyone that sits in in aisle seat next to an unoccupied window seat deserves to have their children taken away.

2. Anyone that puts their backpack/briefcase/small child/softball tropy/knapsack/bag of tomatoes/dufflebag on the seat next to them instead of on their lap deserves to have their children taken away.

3. Anyone that sits next to me deserves to have their children taken away.