ITEM: It's really dead here. Voice-echoes-in-the-hallway dead. Maybe it's because they locked all the doors.
QUERY: How often do you lose a glove?
EXPLANATION: I lost one glove on Saturday, found it on Sunday, and lost the other either last night or this morning.
QUERY: How lame is that?
ADMISSION: I didn't know it was Wednesday until ohsochewy asked me if the Rathskellar was open (no), as we typically eat lunch there on Wednesdays.
QUERY: How lame is THAT?
ITEM: Maxine knows how to play the harmonica. She also knows how to hit her father in the face with a harmonica.
QUERY: Which of these skills would you rather possess?
REALIZATION: THis should have been a poll, as it turns out.
JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT: Buddy Biancalana.