December 8th, 2005

sausages

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Dear Lyle Overbay,

Thank you for becoming popular despite being a complete average first baseman and letting us trade you for way more than you're worth.

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Dear Doug Melvin,

Thank you for being a supergenius. Grow back your mustache.


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Dear Shea Hillenbrand,

Thank you for not being a Brewer.

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Dear Jose Capellan,

Do you realize that, effectively, we got you for Wes Obermueller and the right to NOT have Danny Kolb for his pumpkin season?

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Dear Dan Kolb,

We don't like pumpkins. Please revert to prior form. KTHXBYE.