Immediately after finishing lunch, I checked the mail.
There they were. Glorious in their glory and great in their greatness. Wisconsin Weeks. On the very day that they were supposed to arrive, no less.
Your "badgering" has done the trick.
ATTN: EVERYONE ELSE:
ohsochewy's brace is supercool. she could easily beat dozens of people to shit with it, given proper arm mobility. it doesn't have a pirate ship on it, unfortunately, but could easily be fitted with a raygun, shotgun, handgun, or at the very least a shoulder-mounted supersoaker.
I could have done without all the cilantro mocking, though, but that is the price you pay for spending time with homullus