Chad Moeller has stranded 47,000 runners in his three at bats today. If he had only stranded 46,999, the game would be tied.
If he were to be hit by a truck of some sort, I wouldn't mind.
AND NOW, HE LETS A RUN IN BY LETTING A PITCH DRIBBLE THROUGH HIS LEGS. I SWEAR, HE WOULD BE A DETRIMENT TO MOST LITTLE LEAGUE TEAMS.
Current mood: annoyed.