Your mother has emailed our department. She has invited us to her library.
THIS HAS REMINDED ME OF A STORY I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
I was working at our WI Derm conference at the HSLC a few weeks back, on a Saturday AM. I was manning a desk with 2 co-workers, checking in faculty, visitors, patients, drug reps, etc.
SHE WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS:
"NO SLOUCHING! SIT UP IN YOUR CHAIR! THIS IS DERMATOLOGY!"
THEN SHE WALKED AWAY
I had to alert everyone that I actually knew who this random psychotic person was. At least she didn't offer me any pastries.