For the sake of argument, let's assume that "Person A" (who is certainly not graye, but we can pretend that it is, in a hypothetical sort of way) states that "I wish I was swimming in soup" and, upon further prodding, decrees that he would "... go armed with a rebreather and gigantic saltines. It would be amazing." and that he would "... paddle through the broth like ducks in the loch."
When called crazed by "Person B" (someone who is not assfingers, but clearly possesses a similar intellect and better hair), "Person A" instead claims to simply be "irritable."
So what is it? Is this soup-swimming nutball really a nutball? Or is he just annoyed? Thanks for your help.
So, what's the verdict?
This person is crazed.
This person is irritable.