I thought about turning her question into a poll, but it came to my attention that I really don't have any idea how that sort of thing happens. I steer clear of hot-button issues like politics as much as possible, in lieu of more down-to-earth subjects such as cake or office supplies.
So, dear reader, take a deep breath. Consider this question for a moment. Several moments. Then tell abercromb why it is that there are so damn many comments in this here LJ.