1. Chad Pennington
2. Michael Vick
3. Jean-Paul Sartre
4. The Guy Next To Me In The Lab With Headphones and Loud Music
5. Trent Lott
6. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
8. Bud Selig
9. Anyone that's ever appeared on 'Trading Spaces', especially that asshead carpenter.
10. Anyone involved with Fox Sports (ESPECIALLY: Joe Buck, Tom Arnold, Troy Aikman, Terry Bradshaw, Tim McCarver.)
Also, the following people are OK by me:
1. Friedrick Nietzsche
HONORABLE MENTION: You.