my only fear is that the current situation will hamper plans for a HAWKABOWLA evening with Ed, Braden, and Peter (among others, likely) (a very randy bunch of hooligans, nitwits, and all points in between)
A HAWKABOWLA evening is defined thusly:
The bowling and beer parts are rather obvious, but a refresher on the vests:
These "bender vests" are ex-jean jackets, covered with decals of a most rowdy nature, and symbolize the drinking exploits of those wearing them. Peter, for instance, has the tail of some sort of animal attached.
Additionally, it is likely that the White Tornado will be seen this evening, as well as any number of varied "strike dances"
FURTHERMORE, ALL MUST WORSHIP THE GREY MULE