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2. I marinated some chicken.
3. I bought a cow that poops jelly beans and gave it to my mother.
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6. I had margaritas for lunch on Sunday.
7. [something mean about someone else on my f-list here]
this weekend stunk because:
1. I didn't get a haircut.
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3. I am no good at hanging pictures on the wall, despite various accessories and instructions relating to their use.
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