1. control_group was in a different state.
2. I marinated some chicken.
3. I bought a cow that poops jelly beans and gave it to my mother.
4. andamaroo was in a different state.
5. graye was on a different continent.
6. I had margaritas for lunch on Sunday.
7. [something mean about someone else on my f-list here]
this weekend stunk because:
1. I didn't get a haircut.
2. control_group came back to the state.
3. I am no good at hanging pictures on the wall, despite various accessories and instructions relating to their use.
4. _guy_incognito came over TWICE.