1. Woke up in a bed with
2. Slept on Prairie Street in Whitewater, WI with
3. Barfed on
4. Played Dune for Sega Genesis while eating a giant bowl full of various Gummy products and listening to "Jar of Flies" by Alice in Chains, with a sleeping
5. Watched The Price is Right every Tuesday and Thursday for an entire semester with
6. Attended a book discussion with Dr. Richard Haney, several dozen senior citizens, and
7. Cleaned an apartment with
8. Have a shot of tequila with
9. Trip over N64 controller wires and fall directly onto
10. Gone to The Huddle in Whitewater, WI for St. Patricks Day at 4 in the AM with
11. Watched a UW Badger basketball game, discussing the origins of one Osita Nwachukwu, in the very last row of the old Fieldhouse with
12. Gone to some weird ass concert in Green Bay with

13. Played football on the grounds of an elementary school while attending a wedding reception with
14. Been offered a Gin & Milk by a girl named Cole with
15. Been hit by a firepoker wielded by
16. Run down misbehaving teenagers with a gokart with
17. Watched "This Old Cub" at Hilldale Theatres with a sleeping
18. Made smoochy faces while hungover at Alzu's in Victoria, Canada with
19. Conquered the world with
20. Sat atop a vehicle driven by
21. Swiped The Grey Mule from the Hawkbowl in Whitewater, WI with
If you didn't make the cut.. well, maybe you will. Or maybe you're BORING. Or, more likely, I'm having trouble thinking of things that are weird that I have done with you and you only.