especially for chairtomorrow

...but this is absolutely wacked out insane and hilarious, and everyone should read it.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=thompson/050216

(don't mind the espn in the link, this is as much about sports as Moby Dick is about fishing)

The Good Doctor rescues us from another bland day.

We will march to victory on a road of bones!