I'm looking at you, graye, andamaroo, and _sterno_.
The truck you sent wasn't wily enough, and minimal damage ensued. You have inconvenienced me, but I am ready and able to exact vengeance.
(seriously, though, what a retard. I'll have to take the car in for an estimate tonight or tomorrow. retard retard retard.)
I have ONE!! (1) gmail invite, if anyone is interested.