Hey, that bit about
THIS EDIT IS SO IMPORTANT I'M PUTTING IT ON TOP.
it is my professional (and esteemed) position that the following people have too much free time today:
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Additionally, the following people need to share their cherries and/or lunchtime alcohol.
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The following people are officially not so fucking good:
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thanks for coming out.