Hey, that bit about _sterno_ at the end? It's wrong. Go read his journal IMMEDIATELY.
THIS EDIT IS SO IMPORTANT I'M PUTTING IT ON TOP.
it is my professional (and esteemed) position that the following people have too much free time today:
Additionally, the following people need to share their cherries and/or lunchtime alcohol.
The following people are officially not so fucking good:
thanks for coming out.