I do not care if you're in this country.
I do not care if I have not met you.
I do not care if another member of my friends list has punched you right in the face.
I do not care if you have herpes.
I do not care if you're a man that likes to wear dresses.
YOU ARE INVITED TO assfingers Birthday Bash of Great Justice!
nevermind that I don't know where it'll be yet, but it'll be saturday night. feel free to make suggestions, I guess. gritty and waters would both seem moderately appropriate.