1. Record rainfalls significantly affect laundry production times.
2. Widescreen is better than fullscreen.
3. Shrek 2 is a quality film.
4. New DVD releases are on Tuesday.
5. I like to drink beer at the Blue Moon.
NB: Only 2 of these were new realizations to me. The other 3 were not, but that didn't stop me from acting stupidly in 2 of those 3 cases.
I'll leave it to you, dearest reader, to decide how to interpret this.