MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
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Nice Marmet.



People have been posting about cats, and that annoys me, but I don't have to live with or visit any of them. It's pretty easy.

However, I -do- have to breathe every day. Some would suggest - even recommend - that I cut it out for the benefit of all humanity, but I'm just too stubborn to listen.

Where is this going, you ask?

MY KLEENEX CONSUMPTION HAS GONE THROUGH THE ROOF.
PEOPLE ARE CUTTING THEIR LAWNS.
FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING.
TREES ARE BECOMING GREEN.
THERE IS POLLEN AND DUST AND OTHER THINGS THAT I HATE.

Commonly available medications haven't worked for years. I blame the science community that is busy finding a "cure for cancer" that they think will be so great. WHAT ABOUT MY BOOGERS?

THEY DEMAND ATTENTION.
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