I am not a jerk

No

I finally downloaded the lj app for the iphone

Aren't you just pickled?

Right
I'm not either

fallen apple fallen apple fallen apple fallen apple
omg

Big ups to tener_duende & rosebudkb for being awesome and inserting some reality into my droll existence.

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What an existence.

It couldn't get any more fucked up, could it?

Somehow I've come out stronger and wiser. The casualties are high but without regret.

Hopefully the next regret won't be your author, but that remains to be seen. Allowances made can lead to pitfalls. Time will tell.

It might be time to grasp onto a ledge before that fall inevitably occurs. Shrapnel is swallowed whole while casualties graze past.

butts

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Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia`s tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw