MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

HI

i made a whitewater poll, see

here it is



Check each that applies.

Have owned a clunky grey WW mug
0(0.0%)
...that was signed by Bob Wickman
0(0.0%)
Have smoked a cigarette in a dorm room
0(0.0%)
...before it was prohibited
0(0.0%)
Have eaten at the now-defunct Hardees
1(11.1%)
Have thrown up in the now-defunct Hardees
0(0.0%)
Have thrown up ON the now-defunct Hardees
0(0.0%)
Have been stopped by the police for speeding
0(0.0%)
...for walking
0(0.0%)
...for sleeping on the street
0(0.0%)
Have had sex in a dorm shower
0(0.0%)
...of the opposite gender
0(0.0%)
Have had a potent potable with Ed Combs
0(0.0%)
...that came out of a gas can
0(0.0%)
Have suggested firmly that it is time for Knilans Hall to go to sleep
0(0.0%)

One could Conquer the Cooler at...?

The Huddle
2(28.6%)
The Brass Rail
0(0.0%)
The Downstairs
5(71.4%)
McDonalds
0(0.0%)

Where is the oddest place you have slept in Whitewater?

Prairie St.
2(22.2%)
Tutt Hall 1st floor basement.
3(33.3%)
The RA's room.
2(22.2%)
The football field
1(11.1%)
My own dorm room because I am boring.
1(11.1%)

Describe, in it's entirety, the getup worn by one Ian Stewart when he pitched for our softball team?

Complete the following statement: Are you calling me an asshole? Only an asshole would say order bacon when he meant _______!

While drinking in a residence hall, I have worn:

An anti-sex suit.
1(16.7%)
A giant sombrero
0(0.0%)
A rice-picking hat
0(0.0%)
Johnny Knoxville sunglasses
0(0.0%)
A pith helmet
0(0.0%)

WSUW's phone number is?

1314
4(44.4%)
4200
3(33.3%)
1315
2(22.2%)
1234
0(0.0%)
2995
0(0.0%)

If red ones go faster, blue ones....?

I deserve more points because:

They kicked me out of school three times.
1(11.1%)
I slept through my own graduation.
4(44.4%)
I know who the naughty librarian is.
2(22.2%)
I winked at my mom on my birthday.
2(22.2%)



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