MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I gave acatnamedloki a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I punched graye in the arm (-10 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole abmann's purse (30 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, madolan (-5000 points). In March I turned chairtomorrow in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4982 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
assfingers

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