MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

my throat hurts
i ran into a desk, knee first
my left eyelid is swollen
my feet are not yet accustomed to these new shoes
my quarterback's mcl exploded
these pants have a button AND a snap
the coffeecake has a weird stringy fruit under the chocolate chips
they don't sell bags of halls
my turkey isn't fresh
i am tired
my back hurts
people keep speaking to me when i don't want them to
meredith drinks too much pepsi
there are people from wal-mart here
i hate both teams in the world series
somebody spent 170 bucks for a cake for an lte party
i don't want to send this mailing
i don't want to finish involvement tagging
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
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