MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

SCENARIO:

A co-worker has a birthday. Another co-worker is in her last week. Treats are procured for both. They're mainly morning foods: kringles, bagels, pastries, etc.

PROBLEM:

Co-worker one is ill and is probably leaving to see a doctor shortly. Co-worker two doesn't show up until 2 PM.

EFFECT:

No one is eating. No one. I brought the bagels because I WANTED A DAMN BAGEL.

SOLUTION:

WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? HELP PLEASE.

EDIT: A solution presented itself, and none of you hapless cretins helped at all. Our 19 year old wafer-thin intern came in and ate a bagel, a brownie, a slice of kringle, and took a cupcake for later. I AM SAVED.
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