MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

As Darth Vader would say, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

It's being reported that FOX will be Major League Baseball's primary network for 7 more godawful years.

This means, in a nutshell:

* 7 more years of Tim McCarver, unless the heavens strike him down for stupidity.
* 7 more years of SCOOTER.
* 7 more years of interviews with actors that play baseball players in Budweiser commercials WHILE THE WORLD SERIES IS IN PLAY.
*7 more years of me listening to all major games on the radio.
*7 more years of hatred, fire, and death.
*7 more years of announcers that are blatantly not Bob Costas.
*7 more years of ROBOT-INSPIRED graphics.
*7 more years of DEREK JETER WORSHIP.
*7 more years of only the red sox and yankees mattering.
*7 more years of me dying a little every time Joe Buck wakes up safely in the morning.
*7 more years of plague, pestilence, and pillaging.
*7 more years of A-Rod being a bum.
*7 more years of SCOOTER. FUCK, HE GETS TWO MENTIONS BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST.
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