Things Learned this Xmas weekend
As it turns out, even if one wants to purchase an XBOX, one is not certain to do so.
Shoes without holes are better than shoes with holes.
A 4 month old child will receive more Xmas presents than a 27 year old, 25 year old, 31 year old, 23 year old, 59 year old, 90 year old, and 48 year old combined.
I hate the Jeepney.
IF the Philadelphia defense isn't outscored by Torry Holt and David Akers by 25.67 points, I am fantasy football champion of the world.
Most of the previous is because I decided not to listen to _guy_incognito.
Said _guy_incognito probably benched Willis MacGahee and his 400 touchdowns.
Seemingly, one cannot have too many blue button-down shirts.
At Old Chicago, waitress thanks YOU. Perhaps they are Soviet Russians.
back2me is forbidden from watching Family Guy DVDs until she completes watching West Wing seasons 1-3. THis might be amended to 1-4.
NYE plans have not been made. Someone, perhaps adamgreeney, should look into this.
MERRY XMAS, DECEMBERWEEN, FESTIVUS, AND FISHMAS, YOU JERKS.