My boss, you see, is in China. Starting Friday, our department chair will also be on vacation for just over a week.
Free time is all well and good, yes, but with these two gone in tandem, there will be (obviously) no work from them. However, and furthermore, without the power of their signatures, it also means that in most instances I will also be unable to assist anyone else.
I leave it to you, gentle reader, to keep me amused. By next Tuesday at the latest, it's very likely that I will be asking you to keep me sane, as well.