MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
assfingers

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hi

I HOPE YOU ENJOY TAKING THIS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT


Why did your noble author sleep in late this morning?

Repeated Brewer games on west coast.
4(17.4%)
Gentle pitter patter of rain.
0(0.0%)
Malfunctioning snooze.
1(4.3%)
Pillowy goodness.
6(26.1%)
All of the above.
12(52.2%)

Ronald Reagan. Ray Charles. Who is next?

Richard Pryor
0(0.0%)
Kirk Douglas
1(4.0%)
50 Cent
2(8.0%)
Pope John Paul II
8(32.0%)
Rodney Dangerfield
0(0.0%)
Keith Richards
0(0.0%)
Ozzy Osbourne
1(4.0%)
Boris Yeltsin
1(4.0%)
The Robot
4(16.0%)
Wilford Brimley
2(8.0%)
Charlton Heston
1(4.0%)
Bob Barker
2(8.0%)
Queen Elizabeth the 2
1(4.0%)
Dick Cheney
2(8.0%)
Scott Weiland
0(0.0%)

A co-worker brought me chocolate from Italy.

Give me some, you goon.
13(52.0%)
You should have taken the milk, not the dark.
4(16.0%)
I'll kill you.
7(28.0%)
I'm allergic to chocolate, so enjoy.
1(4.0%)

What the heck happened to the Brewer's bullpen last night?

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