graye, assumed by many to be a friendly neighborhood Canuck, put me up to this! It's likely he intended to spin it all to his favor, but I won't let it happen! THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
so, given that, what would you like to do to graye?
Run him over with a firetruck.
Set his chest hair on fire.
Saw off his limbs.
Inject locusts into his bloodstream and feed him an oak sandwich.
Buy a gun. Take gun to Canada. Shoot graye in the foot.
Feed him lots of gummy bears. (He's hypoglycemic or something)
Run him through a woodchipper.
Throw a bowling ball at his face.
Feed him to pigs.
Something about pumping. (that's his suggestion) (he's a nutbar)
Parachute him over a field of landmines.
Just smack him around a little.
Punch him square in the face once, and be done with it.
Something with fire ants.
What's all this negativity? What he did was great! I want to pat him on the back!
What major motion picture is the source of today's subject headers?