MC Gatorade (assfingers) wrote,
MC Gatorade
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The Dude Abides

I have to come clean, here. Today's multiple-posting debacle was a wager. My hand was forced. Don't hate me, hate the pusher.

graye, assumed by many to be a friendly neighborhood Canuck, put me up to this! It's likely he intended to spin it all to his favor, but I won't let it happen! THE WORLD MUST KNOW!

HATE graye


so, given that, what would you like to do to graye?

Run him over with a firetruck.
0(0.0%)
Set his chest hair on fire.
1(4.5%)
Saw off his limbs.
0(0.0%)
Inject locusts into his bloodstream and feed him an oak sandwich.
3(13.6%)
Buy a gun. Take gun to Canada. Shoot graye in the foot.
2(9.1%)
Feed him lots of gummy bears. (He's hypoglycemic or something)
0(0.0%)
Run him through a woodchipper.
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Throw a bowling ball at his face.
1(4.5%)
Feed him to pigs.
0(0.0%)
Something about pumping. (that's his suggestion) (he's a nutbar)
0(0.0%)
Parachute him over a field of landmines.
1(4.5%)
Just smack him around a little.
1(4.5%)
Punch him square in the face once, and be done with it.
1(4.5%)
Something with fire ants.
1(4.5%)
What's all this negativity? What he did was great! I want to pat him on the back!
5(22.7%)

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