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Saturday, June 22nd, 2013
10:16 pm
No
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
10:03 pm
Thursday, April 14th, 2011
1:35 pm
Thursday, February 17th, 2011
12:48 am

who reads this shit anyway?

me
21(100.0%)

Monday, November 29th, 2010
10:44 am

I finally downloaded the lj app for the iphone

Aren't you just pickled?

Right
I'm not either

Saturday, September 25th, 2010
5:07 pm
fallen apple fallen apple fallen apple fallen apple
omg
Saturday, August 21st, 2010
1:48 am
Let's pretend that we're real human beings

Big ups to tener_duende & rosebudkb for being awesome and inserting some reality into my droll existence.

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Sunday, August 15th, 2010
3:28 am
What an existence.

It couldn't get any more fucked up, could it?

Somehow I've come out stronger and wiser. The casualties are high but without regret.

Hopefully the next regret won't be your author, but that remains to be seen. Allowances made can lead to pitfalls. Time will tell.

It might be time to grasp onto a ledge before that fall inevitably occurs. Shrapnel is swallowed whole while casualties graze past.
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
4:50 pm

butts

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Friday, May 14th, 2010
9:54 am
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia`s tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We`re talkin` softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin` softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey`s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We`re talkin` Homer... Ozzie and the Straw
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010
9:19 am
no
the basement smells like beans

and there are people singing about jesus down the hall

both of these things are aggravating

i hope they're related. like, maybe the kitchen staff hates the singing too, so they're preparing to pour beans on the singers when they're reaching some critical verse.
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
4:57 pm
PORK
Friday, May 7th, 2010
9:30 am
dear jesus,

make it stop raining

kisses,

doc fingers
Sunday, April 25th, 2010
12:30 am
In the famous words of Douglas Adams, via Marvin the robot:

"Life. Don't talk to me about Life."
Friday, April 16th, 2010
8:24 am
Yay for greenbush bakery
Yay for boss-supplied baked goods
BOO FOR FREAKING SPRINKLES
Yay for the Hebrew hammer
Yay for Jim Edmonds, the Brewer
BOO FOR JIM EDMONDS, THE HUMAN BEING
I bet he likes sprinkles, that flamer
Monday, April 5th, 2010
9:07 am
It is Opening Day and everyone is a contender!
Friday, March 19th, 2010
12:00 pm
9:24 am
just hit 2 a lot.

when i answer you'll know you have hit 2 enough.
Thursday, March 18th, 2010
2:30 pm
9:49 am
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